A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.
- Part 1 || Part 2
Via Freedom is life's great lie
Books People Need to Read: The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world..
when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u
guys on this site finding out new things about periods is my favourite thing
getting a higher grade than the really pretentious smart kid in the class
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE ANIMAL THE PUPPIES HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL
This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :)
In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”
Accurate representation of how I try to make friends